Feb 18 2009

Holy Cow’s Urine Anyone?

Posted by Minh Nguyen in India

If you ever plan on visiting India in the future don’t forget to visit the city of Hardwar and try out a new delicious soft drink called “gau jal” or “yellow mellow” made exclusively by Hindu organization called The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh or more commonly known as (RSS) — Please don’t confuse this company with RSS Feed. The delicacy contains a little bit of aloe vera, gooseberry, possibly some lemon, and the main ingredient will be coming from the animal that we all like and love. Spoke person for the RSS told Reuters that “the liquid produced by Hinduism’s revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.”

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Apparently Hindu extremists think that cow’s urine have some kind of special medicinal properties that can cure around 70 to 80 incurable diseases and decides to launch a new soft drink made exclusively from cow’s urine or more commonly known to the Hindus as “Hinduism’s revered holy cow’s urine.”




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omprakash“Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine,” Om Prakash told Reuters.

Mr Prakash also added that “It is useful for the whole country and the world as well. It will be done through shops and through corporates,” he said.



The new soft drink is scheduled for commercial release some time around Summer of this year. German company donkey-products.com already has a new line of drinking glasses solely designed for this special new soft drink.

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Linky via [Reuters]
Image via [Szymon]

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3 Responses to “Holy Cow’s Urine Anyone?”

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    holy cow that’s crazy

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